Oct 29, 2006

Getting Older

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First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.

Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Tenth ~ Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.

And finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.

Oct 20, 2006


So... this one is getting to be a complete pain in the ass. It hit suddenly. Bammm she's a raging bitch. No offense Boo.. I can't please her, slobbery all around, and fits of tears and emotion... Oh the drama of it. Ok, so I will be 32 years of age in exactly 42 minutes and in all of my years, nothing has prepared me for this crap. I, as some of you know am indeed a raging bitch myself, (if you don't know me then I will tell you I am quite wonderful)but more in the sense of well hell, if you know me... yeah. But this is different. I can't explain it. D has been quite abit more stern with her because when it comes to my kids, I am a puss. He is right though (yes I said it). I thought you could "be friends" with your kids. It has gotten me nowhere fast. I am treading water here. Ok honey, public announcement.... You are the best!!! and the smartest one of us.... I am beating my head against a bitchy teenage wall.

I'm Back!!! Ehhh... who cares

This is where I want to be right now!!!!