Apr 30, 2007

Ok, soooo.. I'm an asshole again

In a major way. Well not always and wasn't trying to be in this case, buuut...

Back in March my Macguffin bought a Madman statue on Ebay. After a week, we still hadn't received an e-mail from this guy so we think well maybe he's busy. We wait another week, still no response so we start bombarding this guy with e-mails stating we paid for the item, we want our crap, yada... Nothing..

So we wait the full month and I lodge a complaint with paypal. I still get nothing so I file the claim hootie and all that jazz.. then I get- this!!
It was sent to me randomly by another ebayer who hadn't received their stuff either and were wondering about this guy. They googled his name first and found out BEFORE they waged war on him. Guess I just feel guiltly because I kept telling Mac that maybe he died or something. I didn't really think it to be the case!!

Apr 26, 2007

Wednesdays & 15 year old Hell, or What I like to call "Fail Safe Birth Control"

Me- "Boo,Before you start mouthing me, you need to throw you coke cans away because you know you aren't responsible enough to have them in here"

Boo- "I brought them in here when I was sick"!

Me- I realize that, but they need to be in the trash. You know why we have the rule. Mice are attracted to this God forsaken Dumpland you call "your room".

Boo- "God, I love coming home to you bitching at me for this stupid shit" (Still mouthing as I begin to turn a weird shade of chartreuse)

Me- "Hey missy, you better shut that big hole in your face before you really get in trouble"!!!

Boo morphed into This- "I am just trying to tell you..."!! (At this point I see her mouth moving in that odd square shaped movement that she gets when she is screaming at 400 dec. but I don't remember what was coming out)

Me feeling that vein burst in my forehead- "Shut up for God's sakes, for ONE second and listen to me"!

Satan possessed Boo- " I am fucking listening to you"!

Me- "Ok that's it" And I grab her ~Ring To Rule Them All~ err.. I mean cell phone

Pleading Boo- "No mom"!! "That's not fair"

Me - "When you can shut the hell up and listen to me for ONE second, you can have it back" (ummm.. yeah)

Psycho Boo yelling obscenities and throwing shoes at innocent walls - " I hate this house, I wanna fucking die, I hate my life, Your so mean" yada, yada......

And how was your night folks?

Apr 23, 2007


Some picks I shot today and edited with nikon picture project. Although I think they turned out well enough, I still want to purchase Photoshop, so that I can put mutant alien heads on them...
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Apr 22, 2007

It's the Dog House for me

To commemorate my new camera, I had to capture a few shots of our lunatic dogs. They entertain us almost as much as a train wreck. I still have alot to learn about this contraption that snatches up images and puts them in this little box frozen for eternity......

I give you Dogs at Play~

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HA! I'm the first dog outta the gate

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Like 2 year olds in a refrigerator box

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Where the cool kids hang

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You would look scared if you were being chased by a hippo too!

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Stay off my couch!!!

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I told you bitch, it's mine!!

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The Tenor section

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Now for the harmony

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Solo action here

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Puppy Power!!!

Apr 20, 2007

Tag I'm it again

What was the first recorded music you bought?

a pirated copy of motley crue's theatre of pain

What was the last?

shit, i don't remember, i have been making my own for so long

What was the first "professional" music show you ever went to?

dolly parton and the oakridge boys at the arizona state fair. (not my idea i assure you)

What was the last?

hawthorne heights ( i promise my kid drug me too that one)

What's your "desert island" album?
umm.... probably muse- showbiz, or something by radiohead. you know, the whiny shit

What's your favorite album/song title? (the *title* which is your fav, not the actual album or song)
crap if i know??

What's your favorite album art (include an image of it if you can)?

the white stripes stuff is pretty cool.. i don't really have a favorite per se

Ideal choice for a karaoke song?

karaoke must die!!!!

Song you don't like that WILL NOT LEAVE YOUR HEAD if you hear it?

any song that annoys the crap out of me will stick

Which is cooler? -- Vinyl? CD? Cassette? 8-track?

vinyl... i love the crackling fo sho-ness

Bloggers I'd like to tag?

etain, silverneurotic, and corky

Apr 16, 2007

You can't do what with your neck?!?

Welp, this past week I managed to finish slipping a disc in my neck. I have been having pretty severe headaches for the past couple of weeks, but apparently Friday, I moved just right and finished the damage. It looks like numerous visits to the chiropractor and such for awhile.. woohoo.. I am so pumped! :(

So, anyhoo.. I might not be on here as much. But just know, I am thinking of you all as I am being twisted in all sorts of inhuman positions.

Apr 12, 2007

Too too's are fun kids

Just so you don't think I leave the boy out. I don't have as many of him, but when I get my new camera.... Your mine sucka!!!

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Apr 11, 2007

Because I never miss an opportunity to embarrass my children

Don't worry she has great self esteem!!
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This is what happens when you take her to the OB/GYN and leave her in the room for 2 hours

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Oh Teehee

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Now I know what happens to all my eyeliner

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I'm pretty

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This one she calls Egghead

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What I get for letting her watch Clerks 2

Apr 10, 2007

I have grumble pants on

I never know when to shut the big hole at the bottom of my face. I was running around ranting and raving, carrying on that I fucked up our Grindhouse viewing day :(

I suck so bad...

I get back to work this morning and we have no phone service. I can only say YIPPIE!!!! to this. I know business suffers, but I don't have to listen to pissed off oilmen who all think they crap is first priority and they have the balls to let you know it. These are rednecks with money.. The worst kind to me. Ignorant , loud and spitting chewing backy all the way back to thier Denali work-truck. Bleh... I think a major attitude adjustment is in order ;)

So here's something fun kids.. i laughed my ass off. http://www.dailyhaha.com/_vids/gheadslap.htm

Apr 7, 2007

Easter Weekend 2007

This is Easter weekend in west Texas. I think I should repent or something, because this be some odd shit {:-(

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We woke up to snow AND thunder

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Cactus don't like snow

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Gerber Daisy taunting outdoor flowers

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I bet there are inaudible screams in here

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Dapper Daveyyo and Miss Turtle face

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He's cooler than snow

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Evening gave way to blizzard

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These suckers were big!!

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So what, no eggs???

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He loves this weather. What a freak

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Trying to save her do, while still looking emo..

Apr 6, 2007

Shall I take myself out now, or wait??

Put your iTunes/Winamp/WMP/Whatever on shuffle.

Use the song title as the answer to the question.

1. How does the world see me?- Goodbye Earl- Dixie Chicks

so i am an abusive redneck male who gets killed with black eyed peas. Score!!!

2. Will I have a happy life? - Boys Don't cry- The Cure

and now i am a freaky male who isn't supposed to cry..wtf!!?

3. What do my friends really think of me?- Survivalism- NIN


4. Do people secretly lust after me?- Shut Me Up- Mindless Self Indulgence

NO, they want to gag me!! :)

5. How can I make myself happy?- Scream of the Butterfly- Acid Bath

I abuse little butterflies?? I am sick!!

6. What should I do with my life?- A Thousand Mile from Nowhere- Dwight Yoakum

Oh, I see how it is.. This is a conspiracy

7. Will I ever have children? - Why I am Here- Oleander

hmmm... I refuse to believe that is the ONLY reason I exist.

8. What is some good advice for me?- Smack My Bitch Up- Prodigy

ahahahaha.... no comment

9. How will I be remembered? - Deep Down Trauma Hounds- Skinny Puppy (from Ain't it Dead yet)

hmmmmph... i don't like this game anymore :(

10. What is my signature dancing song?- Track 1- Sigur Ros

ummm... yeah, you try and dance to it

11. What do I think my current theme song is?- The Undertaker (Renholder mix) Puscifer.

Just great

12. What does everyone else think my current theme song is?- Antichrist Television Blues- Arcade Fire.

Bring it one!! I can take this insultery!

13. What song will play at my funeral?- Play Dead- The Birthday Massacre

ahahahahaa.... i can't type ( that is too fucking funny)

14. What type of women/men do I like?- Der Mussolini- KMFDM

What the crap? I just knew white and nerdy would come up with my luck

15. What is my day going to be like?- Disconnected Nightmare- Acid Velvet Christ

WHAAAAAAA!!!! (sniff)

16. Will I ever have love again?- It Could be sweet- Portishead

Since this is Daveyy's favorite??

17. What type of sex life do I have?- Dig you Own Hole- The Chemical Brothers

wooohooo- kinky (:O)

18. What song would be the title of my own porno movie?- Busy Child- The Crystal Method

Ok ewww...

Thanks Skinny, Now I am humiliated....

Apr 5, 2007

Good Friday my Ass

So, I was informed (by the boss man) that since none of us motherfuckers are religious that we will have to work tomorrow. What a butt munch. I mean I KNOW that I am not God's favorite by any means, but the simple fact is..... Everyone else will be off. The bank, the postoffice, ALL of our vendor's and 95% of our customers. Oh well, I really shouldn't bitch. I get paid way more money than my job is worth and I fuck off frequently (like now).. But, I (occasionally) get whiny. Ok, so I am whiny frequently. But don't tell the other side of my brain, cuz it thinks I am way too cool...
If you want to see how other pagans deal with this holiday- Here

Apr 4, 2007

oK, I am beginning to scare myself.

I have extraordinary dreams. What some might call nightmares just fascinate the shit out of me. I ponder where my mind went during the night and try to find out the root of the messed up crap that I awake too in the morning. Most nights, when I dream I don't have enough time to lay in bed and hardwire the memory of the dream into my brain, I forget. Just get that vague feeling that is was strange or a feeling of de ja vu. But last night was one of those nights in which the dream was so vivid that it awoke me.

I take you to a place I have never been. I am at an aquarium of some sort, but all the tanks are empty. There isn't much residing there besides algae and such. Really to murky to see in. I am wondering around trying to see inside and I realize I can't see in because I have eyeballs. In this realm, you can only see with your mind. So, I sit and think about stuff. (Can't remember what, dream logic you know) Then suddenly, I reach up and start to pluck my own eye out with my fingers.

Then I wake up to pain and soon realize that I am re-inacting the dream and have a firm grip on my eyeball which in which the only thing saving it is my closed eyelids.....
What I am wondering now is if, I hadn't awaken, been in one of my drugged sleep inducing comas would I have went through with it? Just think, I could have a cyclops today! Wow, I surprise even myself and I know what to expect. Hmmm.... Maybe I shouldn't sleep anymore.

Apr 3, 2007

Tag this Yasamin...

3 Things That Scare Me: Jello, Pictures of frogs, hotel lobbies.
3 People Who Make Me Laugh: Daveyyo, Skincarver, Mob, and Boo, my Boyo, Pookie and Banzai, Yas...Ok that's 9 . tough shit.
3 Things I Love: Sleeping, Eating and Smoking.( I expect to live a long life of course :O)
3 Things I Hate: Getting lectured, Loud dickheads and ignorant assholes
3 Things I Don't Understand: My will power, Bush and why people worship idiots.
3 Things I'm Doing Right Now: Writing this, pretending to work hard and munching down a candy cane. (cuz I want to loose my teeth too)
3 Things I Want To Do Before I Die: Travel alot!!!, See my kids got to college and, write a book.
3 Things I Can Do: I can sew, draw(little), chew my own toenails.
3 Things I Can't Do: I can do anything i want. except eat heathy and quit smoking. well i can but don't wanna.
3 Things I Think You Should Listen To: Scientists who say were burning up, your instincts and me cuz I am F*^%ing smart!! :)
3 Things You Should Never Listen To: Critics, Bullies and me cuz I am full of shit.
3 Things I'd Like To Learn: 3 different languages, dance mo better and astrology
3 Shows I Watched As A Kid: smurfs!! yay :)- remington steel and all creatures great and small.
3 Bloggers I've tagged: Pookie, sKinny, Buckaroo... hahaha take that bastards. (love ya) :)

Apr 2, 2007

Just for you Buckaroo..

This is for you Buckaroo Bonzai.
It's about damned time you joined the force.
*Yuck Yuck*