Yep. Ginormous turkey legs, funnel cakes and Carnies! How flippin' sweet does it sound?
I can stuff myself to maximum density, buy a new Texas sized belt buckle and pet inbred goats. Sounds like a fun filled evening to me. It takes very little to entertain me really.
Did I mention that I also can spend $50.00 on improperly sewn teddybears? I can barely contain the excitement. I haven't felt this way since I stepped on my own toe with spiked heals.
As pathetic as all this is, I figure hey, at least it's something to get out of my couch loving, potato chip eating rut I fondly call life. Nothing like tripping through crowds of morbidly obese budweiser fans and mowing over small children to get on the Barney rollercoaster first to get the blood pumping through these hardened arteries.
Who knows, next week I might actually take my also morbidly obese pooches on a walk.
I said maybe..
Sep 13, 2007
It's Fair Night!
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Have fun.
whooohoooo:)
Gee, when you put that way, count me out.
silver- don't sound so enthused!
etain- yep
mac- awe come on baby. you know you wanna ;D
well, call me a barbarian, but man do i love a to chow down on a big Turkey Leg!
Makes me feel like king richard! :)
slyde- it's all good. i eat until until i puke, then i start over again..
yeah it's gross, but hey, that's how i roll
No need to leave your armchair girl.
If you drink enough gin you can get that rollar coaster feeling right in your own living room!
You can even puke without eating a thing!
Hey, eight different kinds of fried foods are the whole reason I go to Denton's Jazz Fest each year.
Don't tell on me.
hi dear..i think the $50 Teddy must be Smart enough to entertain you dedicatedly..hope the Evening was Rocking for you..take care..see ya.!!
cathy- yes indeed.
spin.puke.spin.puke.spin.spin.puke
ellen- good enough for me. i only go for the food and carnies.
pankaj- yep, my evening was good and i have bruises to prove it!
sounds like some might fun times blanco..Yehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Just remember those $50 Teddybears are most likely made in China so don't go sticking them in your mouth or anything.lol
tc
ahahaha.. that's hilarious!
having fun I see :)
a ginormous turkey leg...
And we ain't talking Brittany Spears's "Bad Moon Risin'".
The Michigan Stae fair is held in Detroit every year. Turkey legs take a back seat to rib snacker sandwiches and fresh made porkrinds.
That does sound sweet, but beware The Carnie. They are opportunists and will steal your shoes with the barest trace of a guilty flicker.
mona- indeedy
eric- you grossed me out and made me hungry in one comment..
Bravo!
ultra- so your saying to call off my date with thunderbolt operator?
damn it!
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