Honestly, Santa is a little creepy. I mean, an old man like him watching kids sleep and play and stuff like that all the time. I wonder if Nancy Grace or Bill O'Reilly have looked into this?
That fat bastard never delivered the BB gun i wanted, so piss on his fake as hell beard and feed the reindeer chili before their "big night out". That's what I say.
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Honestly, Santa is a little creepy. I mean, an old man like him watching kids sleep and play and stuff like that all the time. I wonder if Nancy Grace or Bill O'Reilly have looked into this?
Ha ha! Why are photos of kids crying so cute?!
I still don't like the guy. He's sketchy.
That fat bastard never delivered the BB gun i wanted, so piss on his fake as hell beard and feed the reindeer chili before their "big night out". That's what I say.
mERrY XmaS!
My dad played Santa once at a community center but was terribly late b/c the Giants game went into overtime. Sheesh.
They look like they're having fun to me lol!
Everything else aside, I hope you and your family have a peaceful Christmas and New Year.
Have a great weekend, Blanco!
We all miss you.
You'll shoot your eye out kid. Ho, ho, hooooo.
To answer guilty secrets question, it's because you can't hear them. LOL
Have a great Christmas!
Thinking of you and your gran this holiday season.
The kid on the left in the 2nd picture has the same look that Lee Harvey Oswald had when he got shot.
Merry Christmas!
Awesome. Why have children if you can't torture them by putting them on a big, fat, strange old man's lap?
Thanks for the laugh!
Never trust a man who comes down your chimney then disappears without so much as a 'merry christmas'.
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