I've been thinking alot. I know scary..
It is almost Christmas.
I layed (correct my grammar here) on my ass last night just like the one before and have yet to even remotely begin to Christmas shop. Damn commercialization of the world! If I see another Gawd-damned Zales journey diamond pendant commercial I will jump thru the t.v. and strangle that bitch myself for having such an enchanted life..
BAH_FUCKING_ HUMBUG
Commercials either need to mimic life or life needs to mimic commercials. Either way, we won't all be disappointed when we don't get a miracle Sears-mas.
I want to see Commercials about what people really get-
* As Myrtle unwraps her AB Roller / Deep Fryer combo. The same Sponge bob P.J's George gets every year because his dumb ass mentioned that he liked watching Sponge bob.
ONCE!!
That would make this a Christmas Miracle that this (little damned cynically being) would enjoy. Yes enjoy.. I would watch just to see they're ridiculously awkward smiles. You know the one ;)
As for me personally, I already got my gift. A ticket to Idaho to see my Gran one more time. I am most assuredly loved... :)
Dec 11, 2007
Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation. The new club helps you save money to pay for last year's gifts.
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Ask Pauline about January sales.
I dare you!
My Christmas present is getting a week of down time at the end of the semester. Please, boss, don't send that proposal back to me for rewrite until AFTER the holidays (fat chance). Good luck to you and you grandma!
I HATE the BestBuy commercial with the lady hugging the BestBuy gift and the hubby tells her she can open it when they get back from granny's house, they drive by this old lady's house, everyone screams "hi" from the car and then he announes "ok, I think we're done here" and race back home. WTF??? How selfish have we become that they have to make a fuggin commercial like this...presents are better than family now??
Sorry, didn't mean to use your place as a rant...I'll step down from my box.
How is your Granma doing? So glad you were able to spend some quality time with her. We luvs ya girlie!
oh yeah, Yippy! I can finally post on your blog again. I haven't been able to for a while.
A ticket to see your gran sounds like the best present ever. Enjoy. And Merry Christmas!
The worst thing about Zales and Jared commercials is that it makes women actually expect that shit.
One more trip to see gran is a wonderful present.
Yeah!
What jay said! :)
About the socks. So many reasons, too many to count.
Or the "He went to Jarred" commercials. I just want to kick the TV glass in whenever I see that one.
As for a Christmas commercial I'd like to see--maybe the office secret Santa tradition should be one. A bunch of fucktards who really don't want to participate, so they all get each other socks and ties and Starbuck's gift certificates and cheap, fake jewelry.
On second thought, I don't want to see that commercial either.
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Clonopins for Xmas?
I can't wait for Jesus' birthday.
Why do I get presents?
Doesn't make sense.
cathy- uh- oh.. you peeked my morbid curiousity!
cowboy cat- enjoy your break. HOPEFULLY!
pook- rant away darlin'! i dig it. i hate that commercial too! what a bunch of idiots. we are entirely to ego- centric fucktards with apparently too much money..
i miss ya too. i wish i could've seen you but it just didn't work that way. she is getting worse and coughing up lots of blood so i think it is just a matter of time. i am going to try and enjoy this christmas because it will be the last with her. i got a box in the mail with presents from her and i just about lost it.
wow..
i need a drink.
dan- most definetly! i am going to miss her so much when she is gone.
jay- well princess bitches do. the rest of us (hopefully) am content to give and receive even if it is just time as a family. i am the happiest when we are all together talking or playing games. it warms this reluctant heart.
pissy- amen sista'
therapy doc- yeah. i have issues..
eric- i know what you mean. i used to get excited about the holidays. sitting on the couch looking at the tree with my fam and drinking cocoa. sounds hocky but sometimes i's gets cheezy!
and yes, merry clonimas!
ultra- well apparently your late. it was in april, or so they say..
since the church incorporated the pagans we have definetly created a monster!
SO really, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and Blessed Kwanza to all! You guys are the best!
Thank you baby so much for sacrificing your holiday to let me spend it with Gma. You will never know how much it means to me!
I know you'll miss her Hon. But try not to think of that now. Just enjoy her while she's here. Hugs my friend.
Christmas gifts!? Put it on my tab! :(
Thanks for the visits, Blanco. You rock. And I hope the clonopin situation gets filled soon.
My aunt died two nights ago. I've been in the strangest, most numb state imaginable. The world will be weird without her. She was a third parent to me for so much of my younger life. And it was so sudden, cancer just eating her alive all over.
I wish the best for you and your family. You already know to cherish them. And make sure they see the doctor when they are supposed to! We should have been all over my aunt years ago.
Take care, my friend.
Enjoy your vsit to your Grandma..a real treat.
"I layed (correct my grammar here)"
Ok, don't mind if I do.
The past tense of lie is lay.
Today I lie; yesterday I lay.
The confusion comes from the fact that lay is also a word, meaning what chickens do with eggs. Today they lay them; yesterday, they laid them.
My work is done here.
I did half my shopping on line this year and have been procrastinating on the other half.
I have an extra pair of sponge-bob pajamas ... did you want them?
dan- i'm not trying to, but i do.
m@- thanks, i think i will!!
eric- i am so sorry. there are no words i can say to ease the pain.
pauline- thanks so much hun!
diesel- you see i could have looked it up, but i am lazy and can make others work to my advantage. Ha! sucker..
paul- yep, at least it's almost over.
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