So folks it appears yours truly will be a grandma is 71/2 or so months...
Hmm.. Me?
After the shock and a couple bottles of vodka I am starting to make peace with this. Even feel that twinge of excitement. It is also the the same twinge that makes me feel old in foul swoop. How does this transition come without the big climax (mine not hers. We're not talking about that one.. Eww) but that of such a huge life changing event that happens quietly and swiftly but hits you so hard you would think you had just been donkey punched by Juan Valdez. That moment in which you realize that the days of your youth have been passed on to the next. Like the torch of madness that is motherhood and your days of sugaring the little shit up until it's being peeled off the ceiling have JUST begun.. Paybacks a bitch missy ;D
Yeah pretty cool..
But scaary as hell.
6 comments:
Well, congrats!
I guess. ;-)
tanks..
Congratulations granny!
Awwwww... congratulations!!!!
You know you're gonna love the hell outta that little baby! :)
G word... Wow! But you are young still so don't stress.
Loved the line "Donkey punched by Juan Valdez".
Effing cracked me up.
I just got back from living in Hot Springs Arkansas where I worked at a bar called Lucky's (Lucky I could find a freakin job). I cooked some nights, barbacked and sold beers on others and still other nights I was the DJ. I was torn between 2 names:
DJ Donkey Punch and the Left Nut
and
DJ WhiteBread
But now I'm back in the cold north for a few months buying a new car.
I'll write more and maybe even serialize my exploits down there in Hot Springs (For example, I rented a room from the IRA! Serious! They HATE the color orange like you would not believe! But, I learned much about my own Irish Heritage)
Anyway, thanks for dropping by!
Peace at ya~
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