Mar 14, 2010
So folks it appears yours truly will be a grandma is 71/2 or so months...
After the shock and a couple bottles of vodka I am starting to make peace with this. Even feel that twinge of excitement. It is also the the same twinge that makes me feel old in foul swoop. How does this transition come without the big climax (mine not hers. We're not talking about that one.. Eww) but that of such a huge life changing event that happens quietly and swiftly but hits you so hard you would think you had just been donkey punched by Juan Valdez. That moment in which you realize that the days of your youth have been passed on to the next. Like the torch of madness that is motherhood and your days of sugaring the little shit up until it's being peeled off the ceiling have JUST begun.. Paybacks a bitch missy ;D
Yeah pretty cool..
But scaary as hell.