I must look like the biggest bitch....

Waiter: "What do you want to drink"? "May I recommend something from the bar"?

Me: "Do I look like I need to get hammered at lunch hour"?

Waiter: "No ma'am, you do look like you could make a badger cry".

Me: (Looks annoyed) I will have tea and a shot of... (go fuck yourself)

Waiter: For our specials, we have the Chicken Penne Pasta, A real dieter's delight".

Me: So now I need to go on a diet"?

Waiter: (Sigh's) No ma'am, I will get you another waiter".....

I never saw him again. Maybe he's right, I can make a badger cry ;(