A man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at a fast-food restaurant. He noticed that they had ordered just one meal, and as he watched, the older gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries until each had half of them. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap.
The young man decided to ask if they would let him buy another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.
The old gentleman said, "Oh, no. We've been married 50 years, and everything has always been and will always be shared 50-50."
The young man asked the wife if she was going to eat, to which she replied, "Not yet. It's his turn to use our teeth."
Jan 24, 2007
Your joke of the day peoples(Ewww...)
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that'll be us someday, if we're lucky...
Where in the world did you find that picture?
oh my daveyyo, i hope so... i really do.
mob: i just went to search images and typed in old people. why you know 'em??
That joke is older than the stripes in my underwear.
that is old!!!
eewwww lmao! das nastaayyy!! lol hey. when i get that old will you promise to kill me a in a quick and painless way? wait... scratch that... kill me in a spectacular way i wanna go out with a bang! ;p
and i got your message you evil evil woman you.
yas... ahaha, there's more to come. muahahahahaha......(diabolical laughter)
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