Dreams..aaah fucked up dreams

I wake up this morning in a cold sweat. I still feel as if I am living this dream in which I wake up in this mansion type house. It is at least 200 years old and incapable of being filled with any more objects. I am wandering through each room in which each one is different and filled with random objects. I come across a room that is an apatment type. It has it's own living area,kitchen and bathroom etc... There is this really fair haired girl in this one and she is playing with a dead rat."Look, he dances" she says as she is flaying this rotting rodent around. In my dream I just watch and humor her. She then bites it's head off and giggles. In my dream though I am amused by it and get down on the floor next to her. I then pick up another dead rat and start feasting. But wait, it gets better. Then I kill her and eat her because a dolphin in the bathtub told me to.

Dream jumps to the kitchen area where dancing dragons are chanting and singing. They are laughing hysterically at each other because each time they burst into song the drapes also go up in flames and then this pirate hobbles out and extinguishes it with a squirt gone. The pirate tells them to be careful, he just picked out those drapes. Then the dragons tell me I am pregnant and will be having a little dragon of my own so I should eat this parsley they made. ( parsley???) I know, we don't MAKE parsley but I didn't ask. So then the girl comes in the kitchen. Picks up a knife and stabs me in the stomach. She pushes me down and pushes the knife into the wooded floor. So I am stuck there impalled. Then I awake.....