Mar 27, 2007

Hi, I am a big fat loser...


Well folks, I had a genuinely entertaining night. Those who know me, know that Daveyyo's parents own a machine shop, so I work in the family biz. We manufacture various oilfield related equipment. About 5 last night as I was getting ready to head home, Daveyyo's dad comes in the office and asks me if I would like to accompany him to Hobbs N.M. to deliver some parts.This is about an hour long drive or 45 minutes if the bossman drives. Of course this means going also to the casino and flush my money down the commode. It probably comes in more handy as toilet paper on the reservation anyways.The problem is- J is half blind, a diabetic with sugar denial issues (he denies he eats it)and can't drive for shit.He is one of those wait until you can see a pimple on the back of someones neck before you slow down. As we come to a very abrupt stop, I hear the metal hitch on the trailer moan and creak in heavy steel distress. I think I still have truck seat clenched in between my butt cheeks.

And I gave the poker machine 200 bucks and it didn't even blow me.

11 comments:

Pookie said...

buns of steele, huh? cool. Tell davey to be careful back there. lol

Glad you weren't hurt.

I guess you will do the driving for now on, OR just not go.

Mob said...

Glad you're still with us, sounds like a tense evening.

JR's Thumbprints said...

And here I thought it would be one of those dieting, Weightwatchers posts.

Blancodeviosa said...

pook- oh yeah, i got a mean butt grip when i need it.

mob- awe.. thanks. i know you have heard all the stories

jr.- naw, that girlie shit. weightwatchers smatewatchers, those bitches get on my nerves with their little bikinis. bleh...

Blancodeviosa said...

and pookie, believe you me, i begged to drive. he still thinks i will jacknife the trailer. oh he of little faith

4 Non Blogs said...

What I want to know is why you were riding in the truck with no pants on?
Does Davey know about this?

You are sick!

Malnurtured Snay said...

Well that's ridiculous. You should just find a prostitute next time.

Blancodeviosa said...

snay- hmmm.... nah, i quit prostitutes years ago ;)

Blancodeviosa said...

sKin- ok sooo i sucked up pants and seat. be jealous bitch

Knitty Yas said...

lmao!! my half sisters grandpa drove well into his 90's and trust me... driving with him was a freakin death wish. the guy used to park on sidewalks. geez.

Blancodeviosa said...

you can't park there?? shit..