I remember this time that my dad took my daughter and I to the lake(Roosevelt). I agreed to go, even though my dad is the Fishing Nazi, and there were zero showers or bathrooms. I am figuring hey, I can manage a couple of days. Oh no.... We stayed for 9 days!! And, my Boo was only 9 months at the time. I think he really enjoys seeing my suffer. Well anyways during this particular trip, Boo managed to almost grab a Gila Monster, ran out of diapers (she was free pooping) and wore a dish towel when i could wash it, fell out of the truck window(wasn't moving, hey I am not THAT negectful), and consumed about 5 pounds of live minnows (she wouldn't stay out of the bucket).She looked like the worst case welfare baby I had ever seen.We smelled like trout, and I couldn't move any extremity I had due to the second degree burns. We lived off the land, which meant a consistent diet of bass and potatoes. Every single meal....
I laugh to myself now, but at times I wonder how that man managed to rear up two (relatively) normal people. Stop laughing... I have moments of clarity.
I don't know why I thought of this this morning, but I did. Now you are stuck with these images. Enjoy ;)
Mar 26, 2007
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Has that completely turned you off of "roughing it" in the wild?
Now it's only the best for our Blanco-Diva - Motel 66. lol j/k We know it's really the Hilton. *gives a big smile* Have to support the Hilton Sister's somehow. haha
As a card carrying member of the Nazi party, I find this post highly offensive.
Pook- i don't mind tenting it for a little while, but enuff is enuff. and NO!! i won't support those hiltons. bleh.... bitches
sKin- like doooode... get over it :)
hahahah!!! oh girl camping is only fun when there is an abundance of toilet paper available.
Sounds a bit like the annual catfish tournament I go to. Minus the little tikes of course.
Sounds pretty rough. Especially because there was no beer. Camping and Beer go hand and hand together. But then again you did have a child who was only 9 months old so maybe it's good that there was no beer.
yas- hell with toilet paper, give me a real toilet.
jr- hi and welcome- hell my dad probably stays at the days inn for tournaments. i think he just likes to see how much shit i can take when i am around.
corky- i would have killed for beer.
whahahahahaha....now I am just gonna check your Boo....funny girl:)
etain- yes boo is a real cool cat. i could tell you stories of that child. never a dull moment
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