I finally saw the back specialist yesterday about all this weird back and joint issues I have had. He said, you have one of two things. Rheumatoid arthritis or fibromyalgia.
*whee*
I am so excited about this, I can't even tell you.
Ok enough cry baby, change of the subject-
I was getting gas yesterday and couldn't help but here an exchanging of words by two of Odessa's finest inbreds sitting in there car. Just sitting. Doing nothing.
Redneck dude- "Rhonda, Ya wanna see if John has a place we can dump your kids for awhile"
Redneck bitch-" Oh hell ya" cackling "We haven't spent a night away from those little mutherfuckers since Saturday"
Me- (WTF!) it's only Wednesday. I keep this too myself of course.
Redneck dude- " Ya, John said that when they all went to the liquor store last weekend, Shaniyaka(I am sure I got the spelling wrong here) was soo cute because she kept saying all the bottles were Perdy"!
Redneck bitch- "Oh she does her mama proud" "2 years old and she already likes Jack"
(I am assuming Daniels)
Redneck bitch-" I'll bet she will fuck like her mama too"
(Oh god, I am ready to puke)
Redneck dude- " Oh you bet she will if she's anything like you"!
(Oh for fuck's sake, I cut it off at 10 gallons and was on my way. Suddenly, I don't feel so bad about my parenting skills.)
May 17, 2007
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Did that dog pose for you like that? LOL
I swear the same people live around you that live up here. What's worse is they are multiplying and taking over society completely. Very sad.
jay- no,ahaha. i am not sure how he managed that pose.
yes unfortunatly these are the breeders :(
I hate the fact that Idiocracy was more of a documentary than a comedy, don't you?
Yeesh.
Sorry to hear about the doctor's news. :( Love ya.
Those people make Roseanne look like Mrs. Cleaver.
mob- indeed i do :(
oh hell i am ok.
still tenacious as ever
silver- ummm yeah. sick peoples...
i think i am going to start sterilizing them myself ;)
You should have turned the gas nozzle on them. They sound like real winners.
Disgusting. Poor child doesn't have much of a chance. The word eugenics comes to mind.
This is what happens when you get old.
Good God!
That's even worse than what I hear in Hell.
Oh! I forgot to say how much I love the photo of the day.
Cute cute cute puppy! :)
macGuffin - the word shootthemotherfuckerintheheadbeforeitbreeds also comes to mind. Is that the same thing as eugenics?
Ha,I believe they're synonymous, yes.
good mother of Mary, that goes to show it will always be a cicle....poor kids...your a great mom my word...just like my Best friend doubting your gtreat mom ability....enjoy the weekend chicky:)
skin- indeed
pissy- yes hell is a good description i think
michael- ahahaha.. nice one
macguffin- very true
etain- thank you hun. you are a sweetie. you have a great weekend too!
corky- i seriously thought of it, but only if i had a match ;)
I think I have heard that same conversation only the redneck dude said she sure does instead of I bet she will. Ewwwww
Seriously you should look into spinal decompression. Google it.
Antonio
Blanco, I'm so sorry to hear about what the doctor is diagnosing. I hope it isn't so on either account. Are you looking at getting a second opinion?
I'll keep you in my thoughts.
antonio- double ewww!!!! and i will certainly look into it. anything to get some relief.
pook-it all depends on what the blood tests say. i might, but he is a specialist and i know this is very different than the back pain i used to get. and now all my joints are throbbing. i just feel different. i don't know how to explain it. i will however look up the symptoms on these two and see if anything applies because i really am dumb about this stuff.
Blancodeviosa
ohh thats not good-even i hv not heard much bad than that..
pankai- yes, i think those people are insane
cool pic
Cool pic indeed. Did you take that while driving to work or from work? I can't tell.
Your doc told you he doesn't have a clue.
Pic of the day is way underexposed on a calibrated screen. Sorry. I try to speak only the truth :)
My Gods! I beat myself up about noy finding enough time to do finger painting and shit with my kids.
Please tell me you're making it up.
Just to elaborate on my previous comment...and I wish my sister would stop stalking me across the blogosphere...but...
You might want to invest in Huey (no Mac...it isn't what we do after consuming a fine bottle of scotch) or Spider (Spyder?)
You'll have a much better idea of how your digital pics really look if you use a monitor calibration tool.
Your monitor will look really strange the first time you use such a tool (especially if you're a gamer) but I've found it is worth it. Set it up properly and it will even adjust settings according to current ambient lighting conditions, with a small +/- error factor.
Just to give you a hint about calibration, visit http://epaperpress.com/monitorcal/ which will give you a few clues.
Also print some of your stuff, un-edited, and compare the prints to what you see on the screen. The prints are true, the screen lies.
You have a good eye and an innate talent for photography. Take it to the next level.
/this message is brought to you by some limey in the USA and Grosch, the finest malt and hops combo on the planet
/that should have been Grolsch...but I've had a beer and don't give a fuck...except about spelling
/stupid fucking keyboard
I love the b&w photo of highway to hell, it captures the Texas landscape perfectly.
Can everyone say MANDATORY STERILIZATION.
tc
*I like your profile pic.:)
Wow. I wonder how those kids use of language will be affected by that exposure...
frank- thanks man
mac- away, but to would have been more appropriate
cathy- unfortunatly it was real. sickning non the less :(
micael- i will check into it. your the expert for sure.
fcuck speel cheker
cat- thanks, and yes it fits texas, at least this hell hole
snay- they will be their parents when they grow up :(
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