wow. Very psychic, I'm in lansing michigan, drunk from my brother's bachelor party and every one is passed out except me--and I'm on my fourth wind. I will post and it will be glorious. Yep, I hijack anyone's computer--scantless poet I am.
The psychic part is I'm enrolled at Wayne State University in downtown detroit, formerly know as the Tartars (ooohhhhh, that's scaaaarryee), but now I'm checking on MSU, home of the Spartans (Sparty on, dude!)! My car's engine caught fire two days back; normally this would set back one's life and plans, and I certainly was sniffing the clonopin bottle like an inhaler for a good two or three hours after.
But I still have a chance. I can do this, if anyone can. English major, of course! Cake walk, even with honors. All I need to do is find forty thou laying around... I only have two years left, even with master's classes. I have very wisely and obsesively finished all pre req's except foreign language, so really, I just have all the high end english classes--I do dread taking the class that's about Milton and Paradise Lost, since it's boring. I wish the had a Dante's Inferno class, since I want to re write in a modern setting (like detroit...), and send it to hollywood and get rich... yep. dreamer to the max.
Think I'll go post. I felt like hell last few nights, but what the fuck? I'm alive and kicking and nothing is tying me down. Life is good, when you scrape the layer of bad off it all and paint it something shiny...
LOL! I love those! I loved the movie and have taken every single opportunity to use the "Spartaaaaaaa!" and "TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELLLLLL!" lines. I think everybody wishes I would shut up by now though. haha
eric- apparently you had quite the party if your still alert enought to post. tha't pretty weird about the schools. i feel like crap so, i've already lost my train of thought. :( too much sniffing of bottles today i think
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The pics are better than the movie. just watched it yesterday. Sucked.
I loved the movie ... granted it's not a chick flick (probably why I loved it).
Probably the gayest film I've seen.
in ink-ok, so i suck. i liked it! oh well, i am content in my suckiness.
and don't kid yourself paul about it not being a "chick flick" ;)
kidding macguffy, kidding :)
al- well i am pretty gay so..
I've never seen it, but I did see Chariots of Fire. Does that count for anything?
Looks like I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER has some competition.
wow. Very psychic, I'm in lansing michigan, drunk from my brother's bachelor party and every one is passed out except me--and I'm on my fourth wind. I will post and it will be glorious. Yep, I hijack anyone's computer--scantless poet I am.
The psychic part is I'm enrolled at Wayne State University in downtown detroit, formerly know as the Tartars (ooohhhhh, that's scaaaarryee), but now I'm checking on MSU, home of the Spartans (Sparty on, dude!)! My car's engine caught fire two days back; normally this would set back one's life and plans, and I certainly was sniffing the clonopin bottle like an inhaler for a good two or three hours after.
But I still have a chance. I can do this, if anyone can. English major, of course! Cake walk, even with honors. All I need to do is find forty thou laying around... I only have two years left, even with master's classes. I have very wisely and obsesively finished all pre req's except foreign language, so really, I just have all the high end english classes--I do dread taking the class that's about Milton and Paradise Lost, since it's boring. I wish the had a Dante's Inferno class, since I want to re write in a modern setting (like detroit...), and send it to hollywood and get rich... yep. dreamer to the max.
Think I'll go post. I felt like hell last few nights, but what the fuck? I'm alive and kicking and nothing is tying me down. Life is good, when you scrape the layer of bad off it all and paint it something shiny...
LOL! I love those! I loved the movie and have taken every single opportunity to use the "Spartaaaaaaa!" and "TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELLLLLL!" lines. I think everybody wishes I would shut up by now though. haha
Ha ha ha ha ha TARTAAAAR!
I'm not even sure why that's funny, but I'm definitely laughing!
corky- ummm. no
diesel- Que?
eric- apparently you had quite the party if your still alert enought to post. tha't pretty weird about the schools. i feel like crap so, i've already lost my train of thought. :( too much sniffing of bottles today i think
queen- me too. i am driving waitresses insane ;)
jay- well i knew you were good for something
guilty- because it's fuuny
funny..ehh.
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