I forgot to mention, Boo and I are going to the gym. There has been some extreme fucking agony slight discomfort from working out for an hour straight. I am indeed a stupid ass. Just jump right in there and go full speed ahead. I have never learned to pace myself. This seems to be the M.O. I have adopted in life. Besides being an O.C.D. nightmare at time, I feel I must add injury to it, to make me such a pissy little puta slightly disagreeable person. This hasn't gone unnoticed in my household. We will of course head back to the sadistic hell place gym tonight.You can send your sympathies over Macguff's way. I am sure he could use the encouragement.
And apparently there are nude gyms.
Ummm...no
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The first picture is extremely gross, I think I just coughed up a furball. The second picture is fine with me but the little black square is distracting.lol Truth be known it's been placed there to hide the fact she's not really a brunette.LOL@Tc
Have fun, tell gym I said hi.
tc
Nude gyms? ... no thanks
I don't even want to look at my body naked, why should I subject others to the unspeakable horror?
Aren't gyms covered in enough ass sweat already without taking away the clothing that might soak up a little bit of it?
Pass.
The small grocery-sacked testicles look of the first picture is very disturbing...I'm off to our local library to try to set it as wallpaper for all the available computers until they run me out.
Yeah, that first picture is pretty scary.
Still, he'll be dead from an enlarged heart by the time he's 45.
cat- sorry, had to sensor.. this is a fucking family site, don't ya know!
paul- i know the feeling. i go to a girl's only gym and believe me, i don't want to see them naked. i am sure they feel the same.
mob- woohoo.. i am heading to the library to see all the old ladies pass out!
and the first photo has to be photoshopped. i mean come on, he looks like he shoved two tennis balls down his speedo.
ummm...gross
ultra toast- god, i can only hope so...
reason 576 i am going to hell!
I went to the gym yesterday too, but at the time I go it's the blue plate special. And then I go eat dinner with them at 4:OO PM, but I get screwed out of a senior discount because I'm only 36. And then I go home and watch TV Land, just like they do. Am I old?
Eurgh nude gyms? Gross! There enough TMI going on in my gym as it is...
corky- yep, your old! ahahaha..
guilty- yes, very gross. all i can say is why??
Nude gyms? I don't think so. I'm already obsessively spraying down all the benches with the disinfectant before I use them as it is. If the person who used a bench before me was naked I would want to wrap the bench in clingwrap or something.
Mostly at the gym I just ride the stationary bike and watch the babes do yoga. Very exhilarating really.
What bothers me most about this is the idea of doing deadlifts naked and accidentally catching one's Old Chap on the bar.
Makes the eyes water just considering such misfortune.
jay- i bet you do. i do the same. watch the skinnies do aerobics. very motivating.
utra toast- i can imagine. why would anyone want to put themselves in that situation. guess it takes all kinds..
The first pic is totally gross and the idea of nude gyms is even grosser eeeewww!
pauline- yep me too. yuk..
Oh my gay...
(no offense to homosexuals)
Toast is hilarious. I always picture his lines delivered in the most proper and studious English accent possible--not at all like the ringo accent I usually ascribe to brits.
not that my Michigan/almost Canadian-like accent rules...
I always here it when I visit my relatives who my familly ditched in Tennessee.
Yep, pure bred country boy raised in the big bad city. Urban/black accents are only one tiny step fron a southern accent.
Seroiusly! Lots and lots of the folks south of Eightmile are either from down south, or their parents were. My granny just needs to talk a little faster, and she could be on an Eminem album!
eric- count yourself lucky. there are so many drawls out here, i want to knock them upside the head so they will spit it out.
can you say DAAAAAAAAAWWG anyone?
Smack, your done motherfucker!!! ;O
ouch! what was that for?
hahaha
that was for all the redneck, chain your pittbull in the front yard, wife beater wearing, toilet collecting buttmunches that inhabit the great state of Texia
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