Oct 19, 2007

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

It's FRIDAY!!!



My counterpart here at work just went in to have a hysterectomy so..




I will be here all my lonesome doing both jobs. I'm not gripping here. I am glad she went in because I am tired of her constant whining her being in pain.


Ok low blow, but hey.. I said it too her face.


I swear to God I did.. God, I love Donny Baker!


Made a deposit @ the casino last night. Riding with father in law is an adventure in of itself. Lost my shirt (metaphorically speaking), but the father-in-law had pity on me and gave me back the $400.00 bucks I fed the beast.

I iz a poker jean-yus I tell ya!
It sez feed me and I ooohblige!

That's about all I got folks. All I want to know is- Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

If you can answer me that, you get a free ride on the magic dragon.






15 comments:

Jay said...

I think that's one of those questions that will never be answered.

Kinda like who was the incredibly hungry guy who was fishing using crawdads as bait and suddenly decided to quit fishing and just boil the crawdads?

Unknown said...

and who watched a hen produce an egg and decided to eat it?

eric1313 said...

Great question.

Who was the one who decided not just to drink 'cow udder mucous', but to let it go bad, cut it into hunks and serve it with wine?

Up'n the ante on ya, Blanco.

Who first decided to break into a behive and eat the sticky stuff that they feed there larva with?

That was a jean-yus fo sho!

My dad got to 129 in the World Series of Poker two years back. He does well with it.

I need a productive gambling hobby, too.

Paul Champagne said...

Okay, I've seen it on quite a few blogs but don't know how to do it. I am talking about the cross-outs, where you write what you are really thinking and put a line through it so you can write something PC.

Please help!!!

With the power of the cross-out I can be even more sarcastic than I already am ... Look out world!

Diamond Dave Diggler said...

The answer is Jesus.

Drizel said...

hihihihihih....I also read that questions somewhere once, all one can do is say eeeewwwww;)
keep safe blan
HUGZ

captain corky said...

I think the dudes name was Cletus.

MacGuffin said...

Probably the same guy who fucked the cow then tipped it over. You know it's true.

Ultra Toast Mosha God said...

I suppose that, technically it is.

You've got to start worrying if the person starts negociating with themselves.

Blancodeviosa said...

jay- i suppose the answer to all of these is hunger..
i just wonder who decided to eat fish eggs or raw fish. Yuk!
ok, i lie. i love sushi and tamales. i just pretend i don't know what i'm eating.

pauline- bleh.. yeah. very gross! hey, i think i will eat what comes outta that chickens butt! God bless him..

eric- exactly! i know i wouldn't have been the one to risk being stung to death for the sake of some hive goo..
i wish i were better at gambling, i just don't seem to be the luckiest person in the world.

paul- ok, here's your code.
you put an < s >.

then the word you want crossed out.

and at the end you use < /s >.
don't space it out like i did, i just had to do that so i could show you the code.
easy peesy..
i accept paypal for tutorials.

cowboy- thanks, that clears up all my confusion.

etain- ewww.. indeed

corky- ahahaha.. you are probably right. i think he was from arkansas.
kidding jay,i kid cuz i care :)

mac- ewwww... you so nasty!

ultra- umm.. i'm worried, oh so vey worried.
i just had this same conversation with myself last night.
i had to know some sense into myself..

Blancodeviosa said...

i will be along shortly to read all your blogs, i just hae to work a little first.
toodles.

eric1313 said...

Hope to see you soon, Blanco.

Been feeling better?

Big Pissy said...

oooooooohhhh....I always wanted to know how to do that too!

Thanks for the code! :)

Anonymous said...

next time you feel like gambling send me the money and I'll have you guess what I did with it. Then if you win I'll pay you double back.heh heh heh
tc

cathy said...

I wish I looked that good in a thong!