Sorry guys if my posts have been sporatic and lacking any real reason. I've had this I can't fucking breathe chest cold. I sit here looking at the computer and absolutely nothing comes to me. I'll spare you the details of hacking up my left lung or what color it was, and just say I am here in spirit.
In other news, apparently the Filipinos can use their cell phones as virtual wallets. If a phone were to replace my purse right now, it would weigh 50lbs. God knows I might need that $30.00 in change I carry in the bottom. What if I found myself in a really expensive pay toilet or pay a hooker I decided to ride the bus. Is that fancy shmancy little phone gonna pay a taxi driver? I think not. I'm not sure I trust this technology enough to give it my money. With my luck I would accidently text my money to Aljazeer.net and get arrested for siding with terrorists. No thank you. I take alot of comfort knowing I could live out of my purse for several days. My phone and I, well we're just not that close yet.
Oct 1, 2007
Seasonal Cooties
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A hooker would steal the phone rather than accept an electronic payment.
I don't even have a cell phone! Maybe I should get one.
I have bad seasonal allergies. Seasonal as in every season. I'm usually functioning on a Sudeafed, Benadryl and DayQuil cocktail. Kinda weird, really.
Hey you were giving out hugs and blowing kisses in the comments on your last blog!
Can I get some?
.... hang on, if you're coughing up mustard coloured bits of lung that look like cauliflower florets, maybe I'll get one next time.
Also if your Nokia N73 is anything like mine and slower than a zombie doing an impression of Bob DeNiro in Awakenings - then there'll be one hell of a queue wherever you go!
jay- that's some cocktail you have there. your hearts gonna explode dude. scare ya?
GOOD!
al- yep, that's my little hawt huggie mama etain. she's a good virtual hugger ;)
people are giving me pretty wide birth lately. can't imagine why?
as for my f&*%cking phone. it won't let me answer it half the time and then i end up taking out the battery and turning back on. i do this 4 or 5 times a day. it's about to get really fast when i toss it out my car window. little bastard..
Philipinos also have no laws against money laundering and embezzelment, either.
Why?
Because their law making body is payed to vote against them whenever they come ballot.
Corruptionville, or Ripoffuania should be the name of their country. Their people are only setting themselves up for one whopper of a phonebill.
Hope you feel better! I could tell you were ill. And don't worry, your posts need no point--that's why you're the best blog about 'stuff'.
Chest colds sucks ass. I hope you feel better. I like Thera-Flu myself, but I don't think anything really helps a chest cold. Maybe some steam. But I really shouldn't being diagnosing you because I never got my First Aid Merit Badge.
Don't worry about feeling uninspired, I feel the same way, cept I'm not hacking my lung out.
Hope you feel better.
Cat Hugs
tc
whahahaha, funny Blan, I am very sorry your sick, eat your lung its not suppose to be out of you....hihih...
Hope you feel better.
HUGZ
I know that cough!
If you blow your nose right after you get colours that photo shop wouldn't be able to duplicate.
GET WELL SOON :)
There is a software upgrade that speeds the phone up you know.
Simply go to the Nokia page with your phone plugged in with the usb cable and follow the instructions.
Remember to back up you contacts/photos on to the memory card though before you start...
It speeded mine up!
x
I used to have to whack the battery out for the fucker to work, but that upgrade stopped all that malarkey.
x
Man, I had that cell phone virtual wallet idea like months ago. I can't believe they stole it.
eric- yeah i kinda figured their laws on such matters were defunct. i just don't trust technology enough yet. i already want to kill the phone and computer 99% of the time.
...and thanks for the encouragement. it's greatly appreciated.
corky- it's never too late!
cat- well i hope your inspiration returns soon too!
etain- ahahaha.. thanks darling. you always crack me up ;)
cathy- i think everyone on the planet is experiencing this new strain of crud!
al- so far so good. i downloaded some stuff and so far i was able to answer it twice today. cross your fingers and toes. not for too long tho or they turn blue ;)
diesel- sue those rat bastards!!
and btw.. not a racial slur. i call everyone rat bastard!
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