My Simpsonized Self at Work

Halleluhua!!! Monday is all most over!!!

I couldn't be more thrilled.

The Zoo Pics

The was the cutest little zoo. The animals were so close it was eerie. Actually the first zoo I have been to in which the animals seemed very content to be here.

Evening Redemption

she wasn't taking it
anymore
hopping into his beloved auto

her mess of insignificant
being
the valium on the headboard

the winding roads and
twisted threads
of a wasted life

it was evening redemption
for her cause

last nights bottle
rolling under her feet
stifled by
her almost life

blazing down the lonely road
lost in her own place
her world of want
never getting her need

eyes ablaze as the bridge
comes into sight

twisted metal
chard's of cement floating by
the water draws closer
like blue and green
heaven

the bastard
poor abusive bastard
meaningless waste of flesh
sleeping in his beloved
chair.


asphyxiating on this mornings
cocktail
and the gas streaming
out of the oven

IDaHo dAy tWo

The second day we went to this fabulous skate park.

We packed up a picnic lunch and just sat out under the trees, breathing in some clean air.

Grandma watched nervously everytime he came down the ramp. I had to hold her back when he fell. We had to keep our distance as not to-

"MOTHER" him to death. But don't worry, I managed to get some "my little babies" in on him, in front of the cool kids.

She came to see Sk8ter Boi's, or some shit like that.

She's a big walking hormone anyways.

She has no feelings..

At sunset we went to the snake river so I could get in some more camera time. This is the Mormon Temple. Very cool building I thought.

The falls on the Snake River. This river has giant turbines under it to produce electricity for the city of Idaho Falls. You really shouldn't swim here :)




The Boy really loved it here. But who wouldn't?

I was tempted to push, but they haven't finished my laundry yet.

This is the tower over the city Electric plant. My grandpa worked in the main building (Under the River) Yikes! monitering the turbines. He retired from there a few years ago. I can tell you as a child walking UNDER the river was hairy scary..

No Time!!

AAAAAAAHH!!!!

Sorry guys, I haven't been to great at keeping up with posts. I have many more pictures and stories to relay, just haven't had the time.
Bare with me all, I am catching up. I will finish getting my pictures loaded on the computer tonight.

Why do kids find it necessary to go back to school looking all slick and shit?
Why do they think it is my duty to feed them?
Do kids really need NEW paper to write on?
Is the pen I found in the alley NOT good enough?
and why must at least one or all the children in my house be in the bathroom when I am on the can?
Maybe I traumatized them with all the gay transgendered midget porn, I kept in their dressers..

Idah0 ARrival day oNe

The boy was very excited about his first airplane ride. So excited in fact, he shoved this lid in his mouth. He was all smiles until he realized that it was stuck. After 30 minutes of tugging, stretching and drooling profusely it did come out.
Being the caring mother that I am, I sat back and watched the show.

Yep, them kids is stoopid sumtimes.








Boo is muy happy to be on the ground again.

This how I make an entrance. You should see the looks I get at Target.

This is the reason Boo and I rarely take pictures together. Madness always ensues.

This is Belle. My mom rescued her from the pug rescue group. She was kept in a small breeding cage for the first part of her life and then with big dogs who chewed off her tail and one of her toes. She is the sweetest little thing and has this "issue" with said tail. She spins around trying to grab the nub and then just sits and stares at it for awhile. She also can't run a straight line. She only runs in circles. She is so happy to have a forever home and my mama spoils her rotten. I am happy they have each other now.

My Grandpa Bud. He is such a great guy. My boy took to him like white on rice. It warmed my little heart to see them bonding :)



Grandma is the bestest cook in the whole world. She helped me find those 7 pounds I thought I had lost.

Mom, me and Boo. I look like an insane turtle here! I also realized Boo could easily kick my ass these days.
All pictures taken at my mom's house.

Post is Coming..

I look as if I could chew nails with those massive jaws.

Still going through photos and due to massive migraine didn't get very far this weekend. Damn it all to hell!!!

Bleh...Poopiness.