My baby sister dared me to write at least a 9 line verse about adult diapers. Apparently she is bored at the hospital today and wanted me to enlighten her with my skills.. Yeah right
Ok, It is a silly but I am up for it :)
Adult diapers are fun
Adult diapers are keen
I can sit here at my desk
and pee, pee, pee
Never lift a finger
Never lift a toe
Just sit here at my post
and let the river flow
Call me a little lazy
Call me what you will
If the sagging don't get ya
I bet the stinking will ;)
*Yuck Yuck*
Jun 14, 2007
Ode to Adult Diapers
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The most poignant pee poem i've ever read. *choke*
oh macguffin dare i say you are most charming sir
You may.
Is this an inappropriate time to reveal my water sports fetish?
Now I've seen everything ... an ode to Depends :O
lol
A masterpiece!
"just sit here at my post...
and let the river flow"
Wow. I must not be trying, compared to your dedication to writing. My hat is off to you, but my depends will be on shortly!
no one but you could take a subject like adult diapers and make me laugh my butt off.
Good one.
tc
corky- that's icky. bleh..
paul- oh no, i once wrote an ode to my toilet
pauline- (L)ewd (O)bnoxious (L)esbian.
how did you know i was rosie?
michael- yup :) (shudders)
eric- ummm... you just know better
cat- thanks :)
Once you get used to the chaffing, they are really pretty handy
That's awesome!
You know gambling addicts who play blackjack all day long and never want to leave the table for anything wear adult diapers. So, I bet they can identify with your poem. LOL
jay- yeah like bloggers!
Have you noticed how the subject of a post affects the quality of the comments.
yeppers...
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