If your air conditioner goes out, it will be on Friday afternoon. So we spent the weekend sweating and bitching. I called the heating and air conditioning douchebags this morning to get it will be late this afternoon or tomorrow which translates to Thursday. If the unit is indeed defunct, there is no telling when we will get this fixed.
Why do these things always happen when it is as hot as satan's asshole in your house and cooler outside?
It's rhetorical. Don't give me encouragement.
Maybe this isn't the best time to stop taking my Premarin.
Jul 2, 2007
Murphy's Law
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"hot as satan's asshole" LMAO!
either you are posting too often or I'm not visiting enough. Ok, I'm not visiting enough due to my lack of computer access during my summer punishment period.
I'm totally stealing "hot as statan's asshole". I'll give you credit though. If I think about it. haha
Last time I was without air-conditioning I spent a lot of time at the library. I looked like a homeless guy sitting down there reading books and magazines.
cathy- punishment indeed! i don't know how you cope girl. i am actually not being a smartass btw..
jay- that's ok, i don't really want credit for that one!
you know, i didn't think of the library, but i would get kicked out if i spent too long. i am a spaz with the attention span of a gnat, so they generally get tired of me buzzing up and down the aisles. we ended up at pizza hut. you can do spit wads there.
Hey, I don't know who this Murphy person is but s/he's a freaking genius. My air conditioner always breaks on Fridays!
(Nice blog.)
greg- murphy's a dick! he's the same dude who knows when i wash my car.
(thanks!)
Why do these things always happen when it is as hot as satan's asshole
You have a way with words! Most excellent. Yes, perhaps it is time for the pregnant mare's urine ... that's Premarin. You knew that. Right? Oops ... my bad. (I hate when people say "my bad".)
dan- yes i have heard about premarin. it's gross when you think about it.
my son says my bad. i hate to have to hurt him, but it's a necessary evil of parenthood. i stomp on the top of his foot and yell My Bad!
That happened at my daughter's house in Atlanta while I was staying there last summer.
I actually took a hammer and knocked some of the ice off the unit.
It didn't fix the air conditioner, but I felt a little bit better.
"Why do these things always happen when it is as hot as satan's asshole in your house and cooler outside"
LOL! Our air conditoner went out last Summer and my wife wound up throwing a Knife at my head aroud the second day.
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. Spent four days sweating like a great big sweaty thing. Hateful it is.
Nice humping photo!
pissy- if i could get my lazy ass on the roof, i might hit it with something. preferably one of my kids
corky- wow, you must have found the homicide button all women possess
michael- nice imagery
i'm gonna fed ex you an igloo. ;p
crock- awe thank you!!
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